In case you aren’t sure what‘s going on here, let me help: people are pulling down their drawls, taking pictures of the dry, spotless crotches of their underwear, and then uploading them to the internet to brag about it.
**But before I begin, I’d like to have a moment of silence for all the sad, parched vaginas that were harmed in the making of these images.**
Thank you. Now I want to be clear that I am NOT here to shame these people or anybody who might think the same way. I blame myself and all the other people who’ve had vaginas for much longer and haven’t done enough to balance out the fuckboy quotient. Shame on us. I hope this lil article will help make up for our negligence. SN: I am just a regular shmegular vagina owner, I’m not a doctor or WebMD. If you have genuine concerns about your tooter, make an appointment with your GYN.
1. DISCHARGE IS COMPLETELY NORMAL
Your vagina is a mucous membrane, just like your eyes, nose and mouth.Imagine having dry ass eyeballs — a dry vag is the same thing, except worse because you don’t usually have sex in your eye sockets or give birth out of your tear ducts. (You have to save something for your wedding night, amirite!?)