5 Reasons Why Your Nipples Are Terrorists
Everyday I see men with fuller and juicier breasts than mine. They walk down the street with their manmelons bouncing freely, their nipples poking through their white tees eagerly jostling for a peak at the world. And no one seems to care at all. But I go to the grocery store without a bra (it’s one of the best things about having tiny breasts and I take advantage of it as frequently as possible), and men loose their gotdamn minds.
How To Avoid Sweatshops and Still Dress Like A Boss Bitch
Let’s assume you already know about the horrible things that happen in clothing factories. You’ve watched the videos of bodies dragged from the rubble of this factory or that, heard stories of child labor, low pay, abuse, babies born in factory bathrooms, women turning to sex work when factory sewing was too terrible, etc.
Let’s also assume this makes you feel like shit.
So then what?
Bluffin’ With My Muffin: 5 Myths About Pubic Hair (And Why It Matters)
For many of you, the question of what to do with your cooter coat was answered long ago. You are devoted to your monthly squats on the spa table, white paper crackling beneath your palms and kneecaps while a Russian lady sets your asshole on fire. Or maybe you’ve shelled out beaucoup bucks to get a tiny laser-filled dart zapped into each one of your pussyhair follicles so that you don’t have to frantically shave your bikini line in the soggy, poorly lit bathroom of Mr. Right (Now)’s apartment. I get it.
You Don’t Need a Detox Diet, Your Vagina Does: 10 Ways To Go P***y ...
Let’s be honest, sometimes things get a bit swampy down there. Oh please, don’t look at me like that. I can see you over there, all: omG! this girl sounds GROSS! not ME! my lady bits are always fresh like sunshine and unicorn tears! *clutches pearls*